KL "Red Carpet"????? (serrriiiiiouuuussss)
Incorrespondence to The Annual Academy Awards in
LA, the local
Malaysian celebrities gather (awal pagi buta!!!) to watch the Oscars (i reckon they watched it on a
BIG TV SCREEN), while having
free breakfast at
Jalan Bukit Bintang.
Ok so, WHATS GOING OOONNN???? Can they be anymore pathetic??
So here's some of the things that I HAVE GOT to share with you:
1) AC Mizal and wifey: Whas goin ooon? Blood diamond? A legend?? Dude wat are youuu??
2) Camelia looked pretty uncomfortable. The dress was pretty though, but she kept usai-ing her dress, tugging the front of her dress and stuff. Doesn't she know that that is sooooo against the "RED CARPET" rules??
3) Ani paling mahal ni. K-Ni and me couldn't just stop laughing. Erra Fazira rambutnya tenaik(inda betantu berabis)!!! Daaannggg cubatah cek dulu before naik kerita atu (Oh, and speaking of kerita, I'll get to that in the next point). Oh, and she said Finding Nemo (FINDING NEMO!!) is her favourite movie. Uhm, mkay, that's like sooo five years ago man. Pliiiisssssss...
4) I think kan, kerita dorang dua buting saja. Like, they gather all the artists in one place, get two cars (sama brandnya pun) and just make rounds from one place to the Bukit Bintang place (HAHAHAHA..kasiaaannn).
5) I think Mawi should be banned from all Red Carpet ceremonies. pasal.... ia inda tau apa apa. SERIOUSLY, HE DOESN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT THE ACADEMY AWARDS. Ia cakap pasal Salma Hayek tah pulang. JEEZZZ...!!! Seriouslyyy... What do people see in him??
6) Yang paling nada in the book of Red Carpet, (and it bugs the hell out of me) was the salam-ing part. No really, they shake hands. I mean, the celebs and the peminats (yang line up along the red carpet) SHAKE HANDS!!! Weren't the celebrities suppose to just walk along the friggin' carpet and look pretty??
7) From a reality show to red carpet. Were the winners from Amazing Race Asia deserve a Red Carpet moment? Inda ku paham eh...
So in conclusion from the above statements, I just don't see the point why they dressed up in clothes worth thousands of dollars, gather together at 8 in the morning, in front a big tv screen, while having breakfast, when they could just stay at home, in their PJs, where no one (like me) can make bad comments about their unorganised hair.
Marha was here with you
7:50 PM <3
~think happy thoughts~
